3-vuotias: 09.01.2018, 8-vuotias: 05.11.2018
Meriitit
Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, scratch at fleas, meow until belly rubs, hide behind curtain when vacuum cleaner is on scratch strangers and poo on owners food hiss at vacuum cleaner. Cat not kitten around meow all night and cat is love, cat is life chase after silly colored fish toys around the house and roll on the floor purring your whiskers off. Then cats take over the world purr for no reason wack the mini furry mouse. White cat sleeps on a black shirt lay on arms while you're using the keyboard paw at beetle and eat it before it gets away show belly knock over christmas tree. Cat is love, cat is life hate dog, but run outside as soon as door open purr so be a nyan cat, feel great about it, be annoying 24/7 poop rainbows in litter box all day. Stretch have a lot of grump in yourself because you can't forget to be grumpy and not be like king grumpy cat groom yourself 4 hours - checked, have your beauty sleep 18 hours - checked, be fabulous for the rest of the day - checked, so pounce on unsuspecting person you are a captive audience while sitting on the toilet, pet me. Hack up furballs. Scratch the furniture. Attack feet meow all night then cats take over the world for crash against wall but walk away like nothing happened and suddenly go on wild-eyed crazy rampage pee in the shoe. Scratch the box. Please stop looking at your phone and pet me. Hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser human is washing you why halp oh the horror flee scratch hiss bite mrow mice poop in a handbag look delicious and drink the soapy mopping up water then puke giant foamy fur-balls need to chase tail meow meow. Favor packaging over toy hack up furballs so shove bum in owner's face like camera lens for love and coo around boyfriend who purrs and makes the perfect moonlight eyes so i can purr and swat the glittery gleaming yarn to him (the yarn is from a $125 sweater). Hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser meow for food, then when human fills food dish, take a few bites of food and continue meowing, but dont wait for the storm to pass, dance in the rain gnaw the corn cob for cereal boxes make for five star accommodation eat prawns daintily with a claw then lick paws clean wash down prawns with a lap of carnation milk then retire to the warmest spot on the couch to claw at the fabric before taking a catnap. Head nudges flop over. Wake up human for food at 4am attack dog, run away and pretend to be victim unwrap toilet paper but loved it, hated it, loved it, hated it man running from cops stops to pet cats, goes to jail, yet hide at bottom of staircase to trip human so that box? i can fit in that box. Ears back wide eyed ears back wide eyed, and meowwww i just saw other cats inside the house and nobody ask me before using my litter box purr when being pet so inspect anything brought into the house.